Hyperdimensional Technologies

Devices designed to access, interact with, or harness the power of hyperdimensional realms, where the normal rules don't apply and the possibilities are literally infinite. These technologies include "hyperdimensional computers" that compute all possible answers simultaneously (they return "yes," "no," "maybe," and "why are you asking?" all at once), "hyperdimensional communication arrays" that can reach any point in any dimension (they mostly pick up cosmic static and your mother-in-law from a dimension where she's even more judgmental), and the theoretical "hyperdimensional energy source" that would provide unlimited power (it also provides unlimited existential dread, so maybe not worth it). The main challenge is that hyperdimensional technologies have to be operated by 3D beings with 3D brains, which is like teaching a fish to ride a bicycle—possible in theory, ridiculous in practice.

Hyperdimensional Technologies Example: "He bought a hyperdimensional technology device that claimed to solve any problem by accessing infinite-dimensional solution spaces. He asked it where he'd left his phone. The device hummed, glowed, and displayed the answer: 'Everywhere and nowhere, simultaneously. Also, it's in your hand.' He was holding his phone. The device had solved the problem hyperdimensionally, which is to say, it had made him feel stupid in infinite dimensions."

Hyperdimensional Technologies by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 15, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016