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Hyperdimensional Mechanics 

Hyperdimensional Mechanics are a framework theory and hypothesis that seeks to study how atoms, frequencies and other physical and extraphysical elements woyld behave at hyperdimensional and extradimensional level, that is, outside the dimension where we live and the interaction between dimensions as well. Hyperdimensional mechanics seeks to create a bridge and connection between extraphysical mechanics, multiverse theory, hyperdimensional physics and string theory, but mainly between extraphysical mechanics and multiverse theory.
"Hyperdimensional mechanics is an interesting field for be developed inside physics, futhermore, it might take some time until it start to be developed and even tested in practice, even hyperdimensional mechanics are part of post-empirical sciences since multiverse theory and extraphysical mechanics are purely post-empirical, but still valid study areas even being considered as non-scientific by some of people."
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Hyperdimensional Mechanics

The branch of physics describing motion through hyperdimensional space—realms with so many dimensions that the very concept of "motion" becomes meaningless, since you're already everywhere at once. In hyperdimensional mechanics, objects don't move; they simply are, in all possible configurations simultaneously. Position, velocity, acceleration—these are 3D concepts that don't apply in hyperdimensional contexts. What does apply is a kind of pure mathematical existence, where objects are defined not by coordinates but by relationships, and motion is replaced by "reconfiguration." This is either profound physics or a really fancy way of saying "stuff is complicated."
Hyperdimensional Mechanics Example: "She tried to explain hyperdimensional mechanics to her cat, who was sitting in a box. 'In hyperdimensional space,' she said, 'you are simultaneously in the box, out of the box, and never in any box at all.' The cat blinked, then chose one of those options and left. The cat, she realized, understood hyperdimensional mechanics better than she did."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026