Vsco girl:SKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKS 'thunk'
You: 'falls to the ground'
You: ouch that Hydro hurt me head!
Vsco girl: 'takes sip of La Croix/canned static' and I oop... SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
You: Man that is not cool... but that hydroflask sure is handy for every situation including battle. Drown me in canned static now please.
Vsco girl: Do you want to be hit again with my Hydro Flasksksks again?
you: no.
Vsco girl: i will tape me stickers to your mouth.