Hycer 

Truly Scrumptious~

Oh Hycer mah dear~
Toot sweets sound like what they are
So do lollys in a lollypop jar
Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound, we've found
Sugar plum cinnamon and lemon tart tell you what they are right from the
start
And your name does the same for you
By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious
You're truly truly scrumptious
Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait
When you're near us
It's so delicious
Honest Truly, you're the answer to our wishes
Truly Scrumptious
Though we may seem presumptuous
Never, never, ever go away
Our hearts beat so unruly
Because we love you truly
Honest Truly, we do
Truly scrumptious
You two are truly scrumptious
Scrumptious as the breeze across the bay
When you're smiling
It's so delicious
So beguiling
You're the answer to my wishes
Truly scrumptious
You two are truly scrumptious
And I shan't forget this lovely day
My heart beats so unruly
I also love you truly
Honest truly, I do

Hycer by gsaucecries69 June 8, 2021

Hyper Weapon 

Euphemism for penis

My hyper weapon will pierce the heavens! Gahahaha

Hyper Weapon by Rance-sama July 9, 2014

hyper succ 

When you get such a good succ that the air becomes a vacuum that shoots the space creating a little vacuum that explodes then if you're lucky it come back to earth

Did you see that guys dick, he probably got hyper succed

hyper succ by Palcho January 3, 2017

hyperacusis 

an ear condition,in which one has a collapsed tolerance to normal environmental sounds,which normally would not bother a person with normal hearing's ears.certain sounds will cause your ear drums to cringe,and have a spasm which is described as "fluttering" in the ear drum.it can be more severe in some cases than others from what i understand.it is caused by a number of things,such as prolonged exposure to loud noise,prolonged use of certain drugs,such as aspirin,head trauma,and many others.all though there isn't exactly a total cure for it,the ear's tolerance level can be brought up greatly by using pink noise cd's.by doing so it can get alot stronger,and it will be able to tolerate more noise,but it will not make the ear 100% better.

i am 18 years old and already have hyperacusis,mainly cause i did the stupid thing by listening to music on headphones daily,for 8 years,played in a band that practiced significantly loud,and used aspirin for a long period of time,due to the fact that i thought i had a non-existant heart problem.DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS ME.

hyperacusis by y2c January 20, 2009

Hyderabaddie 

A hyderabaddie is a female from Hyderabad, India who puts the spice in spicy and the sauce in saucy. She's an attractive, well-dressed, eyebrows on fleek, and highlighted cheeks type of badass gal. She's educated, ambitious, and otw to steal yo man. Think regular Baddie amplified by 100.

Erin: "My friend Alinto isn't just a baddie, she's a Hyderabaddie"

Jared: "I'm trying to find the right girl for me."
Andrew: "What type of girl do you like?"
Jared: "I like bad bitches."
Andrew: "You should go for Alinto. She's a Hyderabaddie."

Hyderabaddie by Hyderabaddie August 7, 2019

hyperbole and a half

hilarious blog site. half web-comic, half life story, all funny. written by Allie Brosh.

origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture

"yeah i just read 'the god of cake' on hyperbole and a half, it was hilarious!"

hyperbole and a half by yapity December 14, 2011

Truthful hyperbole 

1. An exaggeration so big that it creates a black hole no truth can enter
2. Bullshit

Apple salesman: The iPhone 7 has every feature anyone could possibly want!
Jason: Bullshit, what about the headphone jack?
Mike: Chill, he's just using a truthful hyperbole.
Jason: So, bullshit?
Bob: Sounds like bullshit to me.

Truthful hyperbole by I stole your girl February 24, 2017