Hurts like a mother bear! Share definition Flag It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws. I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear! Hurts like a mother bear! by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Hurts like a mother bear! mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch