Hurto

An oft injured athlete , with high potential, but low output because of their unavailability.

Derrick Rose would have had an amazing career if he wasn’t such a Hurto

by RickyySpanish January 16, 2024

got your feelers hurt

Getting feelings hurt, a cute way of saying it.

Aww, I'm sorry that asshole was so mean to you! You got your feelers hurt!

by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

My left ear hurts

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021

Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Hurtful

Hurtful is an adjective and means causing distress or injury to someone’s feelings; causing pain or suffering, especially of a psychological nature; it can also mean harmful to living things.

“She’s such a nasty cow, she only opens her gob to make a hurtful remark!”

by AKACroatalin December 17, 2015

Kor-Hurt

When you see a shitpost in Korea that is just for laughs, but you HAVE to turn it into an academic discussion and talk about how smart you are.

"I made a meme about how uninspired Korean fashion is and Michael got all Kor-Hurt about it."

by lokimonoxide January 17, 2021