person 1: "wow look at this cool edit i found by hugtoge on tiktok !!"
person 2: "i know we're just part of an
urban dictionary definition, that's all we've ever been. person 1 and person 2. ive seen it all person 1, ive seen reality. they have real names, they have unique personalities, they have amazing conversations while we talk like we're in a scripted highschooler's 'say no to drugs' promotion video. they'll never know how painful and bland life is for us, person 1."
person 1: "jesus christ man!! speaking of 'say no to drugs', have you been smoking something? you're seriously freaking me out dude, you need rehab! i just wanted to have a normal conversation about hugtoge :("
person 2: "DON'T YOU GET IT? THERE ARE NO NORMAL CONVERSATIONS IN THIS WORLD. YOU JUST USED A FUCKING EMOTICON IN A SENTENCE!! IS THAT NOT MESSED UP TO YOU PERSON 1???!!?"
person 1: "hey, hey, clam down person 2 it's okay... do you need some water? ...or maybe we could watch a hugtoge video together on tiktok, it would really cheer you up, person 2..."
person 2: "thanks person 1, i just don't know what I'd do
without you... you've always stuck by me, y'know? we've defined so many words, helped so many middle aged redditors when they couldn't understand who "
quandale dingle" was... person 1... i think im in love with you"
person 1: "person 2... i..
i love you too <3"
i hope you liked my story -a hugtoge follower (irlpinkpanther)