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Humpophobia 

The fear of screwing!
I would not ask her out, she has humpophobia.
Humpophobia by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Most ironic word ever defining the fear of long words
Doctor:Why are you here
Patient: i have hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia *SHAKES IN FEAR*

hypopieosis 

A physiological condition that results from a low level of pie in the diet. While not generally life-threatening, it is known to substantially diminish a patients quality of life. Therapeutic dosing with pie often causes dramatic reversal of suffering.
The pumpkin pie was the perfect remedy for the returning astronauts hypopieosis.
hypopieosis by JKTTOX March 24, 2019

periorbital hypopigmentation 

Loss of skin colour around your eyes, specifically due to sensitivity from study lamps. Also associated with scalp alopecia
I know a guy called Craig who has periorbital hypopigmentation

hipopodemaciodacryptadalaphobia 

a fear of really big words
John:i have hipopodema*SCREAMS*
chris:hipopodemaciodacryptadalaphobia?
john:*SCREAMS, RUNS AWAY*
Another slang term for female genitalia.
Mind if I get near that Huponi?
Huponi by Paul Hall July 3, 2006