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When a bitch serves fantasy
YESSS HUNNEY SERVE!!!
Hunney by YOBISHFANTASTIC June 17, 2018
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a beautiful, skinny girl who has very bad mood swings but she can be one of the nicest girls to exist.
john: hey hunney!

hunney: shut the fuck up
hunney by aujeon June 12, 2018
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a beautiful skinny girl who has scary mood swings but can be one of the nicest people on earth
elton: hey hunney!

hunney shut the fuck up :)
hunney by aujeon June 12, 2018

Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka 

Mitsukuni Haninozuka, also known as "Hunny" (coming from his last name), is one of the oldest members of the host club in the anime/manga known as Ouran High School Host Club. He is very childish and short for his age.

His cousin of the same age Takashi Morinozuka is usually found right beside him (acting as an accessory of sorts), and typically takes care of him. However the both of them are masters in martial arts.

Hunny has a particularly strong sweet tooth and is almost always seen eating some sugary treat (which, at one point, gives him a very awful cavity).

He is also noted to be carrying around his famous stuffed rabbit "Usa-chan".

Not much is known about his mother, but his father owns a series of dojos for training in martial arts. Hunny had fought him once, and won.

Hunny has a younger brother who doesn't approve of Hunny's lifestyle. He is often bitter towards his older brother and feels almost overshadowed by him.

One of the Haninozuka traditions is to fight upon seeing another family member.
Mitsukuni "Hunny" Haninozuka is a dangerous, but cute, fighting machine.

hunny hunting 

The process of scoping out hunnys and getting their number
the rules are:
• Never go alone (that’s called stalking)
• Hunny hunt at you level nothing below a 6 on the 1-10 scale of hotness (anything below a 6 is not legally considered a hunny)
• Dress good , unless at beach were no shirt is accepted every where else must dress “goodly”
• Try not to be out numbered by girls that way it is harder for them to "kick you to the curb"
• Be aware girls travel in packs
• Pick out a prime location (park, beach, mall, movies etc….)
Help a friend get a fine hunny even if it means talking to the ugly one
Don’t use cheesy pick up lines Ex. (did it hurt……when you fell from heaven)
• Rock, Paper Scissors settles all problems that occur during hunny hunting (best 2 out of 3) counted by 1..2..3..shoot (go on shoot)
• Hats are frowned upon except in the case where your hair is messed or you look good in a hat
• A hunny hunt is considered successful when personnel information is exchanged (phone number, screen name, or name even) a conversation most have occurred
• Do not brag about anything that is a major turnoff and will ensure failure
• Lying is bad to
• If Hunny Hunting out of a car have the car be a nice car (NO MINIVANS(unless it is a cool minivan) and have good music playing (I.E. Rob Thomas – Lonely No More)
• Always follow the “80% Rule” (this rule is so there is no major and awkward age gap) (the rule works like this take the youngest persons age and divide it by the older persons age if it comes out to be great then 80% then it is ok to continue (THERE IS NO ROUNDING OF NUMBER IF IT IS 79.9999 it is still 79 not 80)) EXAMPLE: a guy (16) sees this fly hunny (13) and he’s all like dude she’s hot then his friend is like dude I think she may be below 80% so you whip out your pocket calculator and see 13/16= 81% so your like score but then she denies you because DUDE YOU CARRY AROUND A POCKET CALCULATOR.
NO POCKET CALCULATORS KNOW YOUR LIMITS BEFORE YOU GO OUT
• Use bait (such as little sisters/brothers, dogs (puppies) anything you can think of)
Jon: dude i'm bored
Noah: me too
Jon: wanna go hunny hunting at the mall
Noah: yea sure let me comb my hair first
Jon: remeber don't bring you calculator
hunny hunting by chefy May 30, 2006

Hunny-Mussy 

A culturally-tasteful abbreviation for "Honey Mustard."
"Can I get the chicken nuggie 20-piece w/ extra Hunny-Mussy? Please and thank you."
Hunny-Mussy by isunburneasily April 22, 2021
Pronounced honey but spelled as if pooh bear wrote it: a name given to someone you love, because there's no love stronger than pooh bear's love for his hunny.
She loves him so much that he must be her hunny.
Hunny by Miss Linn September 5, 2013
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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