Hulk Fuck

While deployed to Afghanistan and bored one day, a fellow service member and myself were arguing about whether there was ever a female Hulk. I argued there was not, he argued there was "in the comic book". Since I'm not gay and never read comic books, he had me in check. So I changed subjects and was talking about how jacked in the gym I had gotten while deployed and I made the statement (What came to mind next was triggered by our earlier Hulk conversation) "When I get back home on vacation, I'm going to....Hulk Fuck the shit out of some chick."

Dude, I'm so fucking built up lately, next bitch I land, I'm gonna' Hulk Fuck the shit out of her.

Hulk Fuck by Crush-it July 8, 2010

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Hulk the Fuck Out

A situation when a person goes momentarily crazy and unleashes their violent rage upon someone.

Whatever dumbass ate MY block of cheese that I paid my hard earned cash on, not only can you S my D, but I will be taking it to a lab for DNA samples, and when I find out which one of you it was.. You better believe I am going to hulk the fuck out on you!!!

Hulk the Fuck Out by QueenBxoxo November 15, 2011

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hulkfuck

(v.) To lay pipe in extraordinary fashion.
To bang a slute like you mean it.

Jon called up a girl he hasn't seen in 2 months, and hulkfucked her, twice.

hulkfuck by Bennett October 24, 2004

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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