Traditionally a term used to describe a Woman who you find mentally, physically, and sexually repulsive. The 'Huckmole' may or may not be deformed, retarded, nor obese, she will however in some way make you consciously aware of the physical and psychological effects I described.
You and your passenger/mate are driving down the road and your mate notices a hot chick walking on the sidewalk in the same direction as the car is traveling. Upon slowing the car for maximum perve time, both you and your passenger/mate become aware that the 'hot chick' is in fact a 62 year old Huckmole with sagging breasts, and a big gut.
Generally it is acceptable to inform your passenger/mate that if he points out or brings any more Huckmoles to your attention on the commute/drive that he can get the fuck out and walk. However, the shock of your passenger/mate accidentally mistaking a 'hot chick' for a Huckmole is usually enough to correct any error of judgment again for that particular drive/commute.
It is almost always compulsory to bag your passenger/mate out for such a horrendous fuck up for the next 72 hours or so as well.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.