how to eat

Put food into your mouth. Then Chew. Then swallow. Then you ate something. Don't Choke!

Wow, How to Eat saved my life. It made me understand how to eat and not die.

by TehWeirdo January 23, 2018

how to eat

put it in your mouth dumbass

i know how to eat

by Gay Luigi The Second November 08, 2019

How to eat?

All you do is put stuff in your mouth and force it in your throat. Easy.

Toddler: How to eat?
Mother: Put something in your mouth!
Toddler: Ok! *proceeds to shove toys in his or her's mouth excessively.
Mother: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

by iloveferrets101 January 09, 2021

how to eat bread

Idk just put in your fucking mouth

I know how to eat bread now

by Crispy pigeon taco October 12, 2021

how to eat the booty

First, you spread the cheeks.
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga

1: "I ate that hoes booty. Tight as fuck mah nigga,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"

by XaniDefinez October 18, 2017

how to eat ass

Open the ass hole and ferociously bite it and lick it

Tyler at my ass last night and he destroyed my holes. So I asked him how to eat ass.

by Asslicker4002 September 06, 2017

how to eat pussy

hmmm geee....first u got to like finger the girl...den u must lick her clit....its all in the licking of the clit

if u don do it right no girl gone go and give u head dummy

by lonely clitoris March 20, 2004