How Long 

How Long The cook in a cheap Chinese restaurant. When you hear the waitress yell How Long she's not concerned with when you get your food, she's on the cook's ass to get it moving so she can have her smoke break. How Long

Hey; How Long, get your little chink ass movin', gimmie that kung pow chicken for these assholes at table three. It's time for my smoke break.

How Long by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

how long we've come 

Derived from the phrase "how far we've come", this phrase has been first said by Anime YouTuber AnimeUproar's AnimaC on an episode on the Rant Cafe Podcast, this was a dumb mistake by AnimaC.

"It really is crazy how long we've come"
~ AnimaC

how long we've come by LordTwigo'sFollower November 28, 2020

How long's a string

A mind boggling statement to which no man can come back with any reasonable response. The only known response is Touche.

Guy: ....and I never when scuba diving with my pants off again. Anyway, how long you been living here?

Other Guy: Well...how long's a string?

How long's a string by Bro-seph Sebastian Bach June 22, 2010

How long time?

In broken English, a way of asking how much time until a certain event.

Herro, I berieve I have a reservation- what? No check-in now?! How long time?

How long time? by Yuk-Yai May 11, 2008

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? 

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? 

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

How long is Alivia's Dick? 

Alivia strangely has a mean 8.5inch dick, what she does with it is unknown

Yo dude, how long is Alivia's dick?

How long is Alivia's Dick? by Why am I like this? March 5, 2017