Sally and Jennifer got in an argument because they both wanted to use the House Dildo at the same time
by Bort Simpson April 11, 2011
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I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
by shakkakan February 4, 2010
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The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.
Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!
by Father Jake September 14, 2017
Get the dog horse magenta dildo mug.A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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