Hotsnake

This is an alternative term for a poop. Hotsnakes are usually avoided when walking in grass. They get their name because turds are usually warm (98 to 100 degress Fahrenheit upon exit) and will steam up on a cold day.

"Man, get outta the bathroom! I gotta drop a hotsnake!"
or
"watch your step, bro. There's hotsnakes all over here."

by T.J.760 September 28, 2006

Hot snake in my rubber

-the process in which a surfer does not wish to get out of the water so he poo poo's in his wet suit.

The waves were too killer bra so I just dropped a hot snake in my rubber

by Harper March 16, 2004

hot snake

Fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick turd that stays in one piece.

Time to go awaken the hot snake...

by phubans August 17, 2006

Hot Snake

When you do anal but the shit goes in your urethra and you pee it out.

J: I just had a Hot Snake.
D: What?
J: I just shat out of my urethra.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019