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hotchie

An unsuspecting goose being molested by a dooby.
Whoa, look at the dooby molesting that hotchie.
by IrritableRomance January 5, 2009
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hotchie motchie

Used to express panic and/or horror
Randy screamed, "HOTCHIE MOTCHIE!!" after slamming his finger in the car door.
by Dagny October 8, 2003
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Aaron Hotchner

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.
by milknh January 23, 2021
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Hotchner's Disease

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.
Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?
by Team Reid February 20, 2011
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hoochiedink

A catchall phrase used in the presense of easily offended persons to describe someone without using an expletive, or a word to describe someone whose name you don't want to mention. Usually used to describe persons of color.
Priest: Bless you my son.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.

JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.
by Mark Louis webb August 13, 2010
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Aaron Hotchner

girl 1: omg did you see that hot brunette, dad, unit chief, FBI agent?
girl 2: his name must be Aaron Hotchner!
by jordyn stilinski March 25, 2021
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Hoochie Coochie

A really old term, going back to 1890, about a sexualized dance performed by carnival side-shows.

A hoochie coocher was a hoocie coochie dancer. She is also called a shimmy dancer. A hoochoe coochie man either runs a show or is a drag queen performer.
The phrase has made famous by various blues, jazz and rock performers. These include Elvis Presley's "Saved", Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher", Muddy Waters' "Hoochie Coochie Man".

Believe it or note, there's a 1929 Mickie Mouse cartoon called "the Karnival Kid" where Mickey, a carnival worker, is attracted to Minnie, a hoochie coochie dancer.

Hoochie can be spelled hootchy, hootchey, hootchie, hoochy or hoochey.

Coochie can be spelled kootchy, kootchey, kootchie, koochy, koochey, cootchy, cootchey, cootchie, coochy, coochey.
"Let me tell you about Minnie the moocher, she was a red hot hoochie coocher." "He's gonna make pretty women's
Jump and shout

Then the world gonna know
What this all about

Don't you know I'm here

Everybody knows I'm here

Well, you know I'm the hoochie coochie man "
by Kingdragonfly October 27, 2017
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