Hot sauce hotdog

Igniting a dildo on fire, and ramming it straight up ones urethra.

Guy 1: I tried a hot sauce hotdog last night.
Guy 2: NICE!
Guy 1: I had to go to the emergency room.
Guy 2: Are you alright?
Guy 1: A few singed pubes, but I'm alright.

by AssMaster9001 October 14, 2013