Hot Vagina

And exclamation used when referring to the coldness of something.

Hot vagina, it's cold out here!

by Doctor Swiing August 24, 2007

hot vagina

A game played where men sit in a circle while a woman goes around the circle fucking each man for 1-5 minutes then moving on to the next. The first guy to blow their load, loses. Hot vagina!

So I played hot vagina with the guys last night. Matt lost before I even got to him.

by JOKRGUY2012 October 21, 2010

Hot as vagina

Female rendition of hot asballs

Damn, it's hot as vagina up in this mo fo.

by Hot as vagina August 17, 2015

Hot as Vaginas

A simile describing a very hot situation:
The girl counter part to "hot as balls."

Guy 1: dude, it's hot out.
Guy 2: I know it's hot as balls

Girl 1: bitch, it's hot out
Girl 2: I know, it's hot as vaginas

by 41wyseguy41 June 04, 2010

Hot Monkey Vagina

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

by oscarbaby August 24, 2008

Hot Dog Vagina

It's when you put your weiner in a girl but hot dog wise. So like, she's laying on the ground, and your dick is parallel to the ground, and her vagina lips are around your weiner.

Oh man, I totally did her, Hot Dog Vagina. My dick was totally in her vagina, hot dog wise.

by maxxxxxxxxxxxx June 20, 2013

Hot Monkey Vagina

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."

Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.

by OscarOtto September 14, 2008