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Hot Vagina 

And exclamation used when referring to the coldness of something.
Hot vagina, it's cold out here!
Hot Vagina by Doctor Swiing August 30, 2007

Hot vagina energy 

Sexy aura; sexy confidence without bitchiness or being stuck up; having magical powers of attractiveness
Hot vagina energy by B daddy 1337 December 17, 2019

Hot as vagina 

Female rendition of hot asballs
Damn, it's hot as vagina up in this mo fo.
Hot as vagina by Hot as vagina September 25, 2015

Hot Monkey Vagina 

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.
Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.
Hot Monkey Vagina by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

Hot Dog Vagina 

It's when you put your weiner in a girl but hot dog wise. So like, she's laying on the ground, and your dick is parallel to the ground, and her vagina lips are around your weiner.
Oh man, I totally did her, Hot Dog Vagina. My dick was totally in her vagina, hot dog wise.

Hot Monkey Vagina 

A fine looking woman, a real beauty with a great body. Usually viewed from across the bar or room. Generally first seen from afar.
Abbreviated HMV.

Term derives from Carl Spackler of Caddyshack - while looking at older woman putting, he calls her a "little monkey woman."
Phil: Hey, look at the girl in the yellow shirt...real hot monkey vagina.

Call from Home to the Bar: Hey Phil, any HMV at the bar tonight?

Phil: Hell yeah, tons of Hot Monkey Vagina.
Hot Monkey Vagina by OscarOtto October 24, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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