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Hot Socket

To lift up a lover's eyelid and slide your tongue above and around their eyeball, into the socket.
I gave Tom a Hot Socket the other day, and boy was it salty!
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hot socket

to perform a hot socket...first pop out the eye ball preferrably with a finger..then take a good shit in the eye socket...then of course fuck it
the bitch wouldn't show me her titties so i knocked her out with my shoe & gave her a fuckin hot socket
hot socket by Rick James Pritchett February 26, 2004

Hot Socket

When smoking, the smoke can float up into the persons eye, causing the eye to sting. This instance is referred to as a Hot Socket
I was smoking the other day and got the worst Hot Socket. My eye was stinging for about a whole 2 minutes
Hot Socket by SmokeyMcpiff March 8, 2019

hill billy hot socket 

When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket

Dry Socket Hot Pocket 

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.
Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.
Dry Socket Hot Pocket by Kozaka January 4, 2024

dry socket hot pocket 

An older womans vagina.
You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.
dry socket hot pocket by Terry Y January 13, 2024

Hot Snocket 

Cumming into an empty eye socket and ejaculate runs down the sinus cavity and drips out of the nose.
She removed her eye patch so I could give her a hot snocket.
Hot Snocket by SO'D February 5, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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