Hot Pocket Bro
That one guy in school who just looks greatvis really smart, and can get any girl in the school and you know hes goning to be successful.
Hot Pocket Bro by Revolutionary Hot Pocket April 1, 2019
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Brokeback Hot Pocket
Like the infamous Alabama Hot Pocket, the Brokeback Hot Pocket is performed when one sexual partner defecates in the other's anus and proceeds in performing anal intercourse. The Brokeback Hot Pocket is not exclusively a homoerotic act, but may be associated with sodomy by the uninformed. This act is more intimate than the Alabama Hot Pocket in that the respective parties share their fecal material. Their past meals act as lubricant, facilitating their steamy unity.
Ex. 1
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?
Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?
Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?
Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
Howard: (Mid Coitus) This isn't working, do you have any K-Y Jelly?
Vince: Why don't you just give me a Brokeback Hot Pocket?
Ex. 2
Ronald: Why is Sheila giving off that offensive odor this fine morning?
Gertrude: I hear Theodore gave her a Brokeback Hot Pocket last night.
Brokeback Hot Pocket by Michalube October 20, 2008
Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket
First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.
:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.
Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket by Justin Carter December 14, 2008
brooklyn hotpocket
Dress up as Captain America and shit in a girl's vagina, then proceed to fuck her with a statue of liberty figurine
brooklyn hotpocket by Joelsucks February 21, 2017
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