A word mixed with hot and hurt
The temperature outside is one-hundred degrees and the sun is shining so bright ! It hort!!!

The heat is on too high and I was slapped in the face, that hort.
by The random poster December 16, 2019
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Relating to snort. or sniffing.
Verb. To snort drugs or substances up your nose.
Noun. Can also refer to the actual substance. Sometimes given a one letter prefix to specify which substance. ie. C-Hort=cocaine, E-Hort=crushed ecstasy, K-Hort=Special K, G-Hort=glass or crystal meth.
Can also refer to your nose, or your "Horter"
Can refer to just about any snorting object. A straw or rolled up dollar can be refered to as a Hort-stick.
"I wanna do some C-hort tonight."
"I'm gonna hort some coke tonight."
"I did so much G-hort this weekend that my horter feels like its gonna fall off."
"Pass me that Hort-stick so i can finish this pile."
"He loves Horting, he is like Horty hort alot."
by Zac Wild October 24, 2006
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Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"
Time to Hort!!!
Quit horting, you little hort!
by J-Lil July 4, 2006
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A humourous email, full of innuendo, that slips into your inbox at inopportune moments, making you laugh and giving you a snot bubble.
I was on the phone, trying to persuade my bank manager to extend my overdraft, when I received a Hort. The bastard didn't think I was taking my financial situation seriously.
by George Vespe May 7, 2008
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1) A drunken mis-spelling of the word "hot"
2) Extreme hotness of a vaguely homosexual nature
3) What Braden is
1) "It was cool braden coame over. Yeahg. I like him, his so cool.
And he is hort... Are you lyimng? SAve this convosation"
2) Braden is hort.
3) Braden is hort.
by The Editor March 24, 2004
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Hort is the state of being hot and bothered. To be or feel hort usually occurs during summer, however might be apparent after excessive exposure to heat (through activity, a heat source, or other means of heat production), combined with a feeling of agitation. Coined by W J Welburn, Adelaide, South Australia.
'Oh, for f*#k's sake! Sorry, honey. It's not your fault, I'm just feeling a bit hort.'
by Rae Wormwell October 3, 2004
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