Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.

yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.

Horsey Dance by Bag Dad February 21, 2024

Horsey Dance

The act of stumbling through a densely packed dance floor while particularly inebriated. Resembling that of a horse walking on two legs, this dance is often characterized by stepping on the ankles and belongings of loved ones within close proximity. In tradition, this dance if followed with a mumbled or slurred apology as to not upset fellow party goers.

Typically performed in poorly lit clubs and music festivals.

yooo, last night i fell asleep on the blouch (blow up couch), woke up and had to horsey dance my way through 500 people main stage.

Shawty saw me horsey dancing from across the club and asked if i wanna go 50/50 on making a centaur. ya feel me?

I saw Dylan horsey dance his way through the crowd mid tipper set. Homie was off the yammies fr.

Horsey Dance by Bag Dad February 21, 2024

horse dance 

A dance that resembles the riding of a horse, duh. More closely related to Gangnam Style. It has been a popular meme worldwide since 2012.

Do the horse dance! Oppa Gangnam Style!

horse dance by Anon255 February 8, 2013

A flying horse back dancer 

When she asks for sex and you walk in with a horse cock on your head wearing an elvis cosplay, she'll go wild

Me and my wife decided we are going to try a flying horse back dancer tonight

A flying horse back dancer by Mr.goose69 April 8, 2021

Dancing white horses

Phrase sparking a major bout of anger amongst friends, focused on an idividual or group who are pissing you off, resulting in a demon slap combo...from everyone. see DEMON-SLAP

"man... look at those fucking... pricks..."
"Dancing white horses!"
"AAAAAGHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"MOTHER FUCKERS!"
"AGH SHIT... I AM SO PISSED OFF"
"LETS FUCK THEM UP!"
"HHHIIIIIYAAAA!"

Dancing white horses by Rudelife February 4, 2003