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horse riding 

Homey A: "Ayo, where the fuck was you last night??"
Homey B: "I went back to the crib and got twisted!"
Homey A: "Why didn't you hit a brother up? I was bored as a motherfucker, dick!"
Homey B: "My bad, my bad. Cop about 40 bones, and tonight we'll saddle up and go horse riding."
Homey A: "Weeeeeeerrrrrrrd son! I'm there fasho!"
horse riding by don of marmet August 26, 2007
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horse riding 

the act of having sex with a girl that looks like a horse.
guy 1: yo dude what do you think of samantha?
guy 2: i was actually horse riding her the other night so...
horse riding by horsaphile July 29, 2012

Horse riding 

horse riding is an activity NOT a sport. If you find any other information it is FAKE NEWS
person 1: oh horse riding is not a sport

person 2: yeh it’s activity
Horse riding by void gender April 22, 2020

bareback horse riding 

to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.
I went bareback horse riding today on a horse

dumb horse riding 

A sexual position, a man has sex with a woman (or a hairy man) from behind. He pulls her hairs with the right hand as a cowboy on his horse's bridle, and, with the left hand, alternates between strangulation and gagging on her mouth, preventing her from yelling.
Also known as simulated rape
-You gave me an amazing dumb horse riding the other night at tom's home!
-Definitely!
dumb horse riding by cinzano January 20, 2009

Riding the Horse Backwards 

When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.

This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"

Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."

Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream
I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?