hornie

an elevated state of horniness, used when describing someone who seems to be horny all the time

chad - goddamn id stick it in that girl any day of the week
friend - chad you are the most hornie man i know

by redthejoker October 25, 2019

French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

by Vinay P. October 15, 2016

Marble Hornets

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

by StormDuh February 17, 2019

shoe horned

Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.

Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.

The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.

"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."

by Waffletron May 2, 2016

Mad as a hornet

When someone is beyond angry. Full of rage. Hornets are really angry and relentless, hence the term, "mad as a hornet".

1. Jane was playing hide and seek and was trying to hide in the closet quickly, but smashed her finger in the closet door. Jane was mad as a hornet.

2. If someone is very upset, you ask them "are you mad as a hornet?" Their reaction will tell you how mad they are.

by Marie G the DiscoDiva October 12, 2006

hornimal

Used to describe someone who is as horny as an animal on heat.

My friend Sally likes to fuck a lot, she is so hornimal.

by rattler September 8, 2015

Hornets

Major assholes. Their sole purpose of living is to fuck you up. They are the biggest and shittiest of all wasps.

I hate Hornets.

by Necr0mancer July 3, 2017