Old English form of 'to horde' meaning to band together.

"I am hordeing all the weed, covers, websites, talent.." means:

I am keeping it in the family. My family.

Technically, horders or people that horde, have to be in a group, since the word comes from a general term for rabble or band who held onto their conquests.

But perjoratively and , it means the motherfucker is looking at you in the eye and ripping you off.
Ken Firpo hordes all the real estate in Williamsburg

that bastard is hordeing the weed again

baby, you were hordeing the covers last night.

that dude hordes all the websites in town

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A large group of Lorde's fans.
Did you see the Horde outside the Lorde concert?
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A large faction of old men and women, many of which seem to enjoy making fun of the young "whiper snappers" that reside on the Alliance faction in the MMORPG World Of Warcraft. Also see old fart, old, ganker, emo
OMGZ! The horde are in Auberdine ganking the level 10's again! Noobs...
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A large group of infected from the game Left 4 Dead. Also a way of telling somebody to shut up.
Go next door and tell them that their music's too loud. They'll attract the horde!
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A somewhat nerdish phrase, similar to "man the harpoons".

Usually shouted when a particularly orkish looking, but not nescisarily overweight, girl comes into vision

Blaster: Holy shit! check out that Ork looking bitch over there
Jazz: For The Horde!
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the lesser of the two factions of world of warcraft; mainly comprised of morbidly obese males aging from 25-40 typically sporting greasy pony tails and mustard stains, can usually be spotted wearing a XXXL horde shirt that is entirely too tight usually accompanied by green short shorts.
the four original races being:
Orcs: typically played by fat men and butch lesbians
Trolls: most underplayed race, only played by white rastamen
Undead: typically played by wannabe faggoths
Taurens: Furries

there is one exception to this generalization that being the blood elf race, added in burning crusade to attract flaming homosexuals to the world of warcraft it did in fact work wonders though most of said homosexuals were bi curious 12 year olds who love to whine about their problems in ventrilo
see that fat lonely guy over there eating five burritos? yeah he plays horde.

"omg guyz we can't do 10 man naxx cause i have school tomorrow and it's soooo hard"_typical horde player

"so yeah, i dressed up as a blood elf and marched in the gay pride parade today"_typical horde player
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To keep everything to yourself without sharing.
That motherfucker is hording all the fucking weed.
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