Hoover, Alabama 

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

Hoover, Alabama by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019

Hoover, Alabama 

A city mostly filled with jocks and preppies that are rich, spoiled and immature. And extremely fake. Greystone is where all the WASPs are, the people are snooty and stuck up and the kids are backstabbers and they talk behind peoples backs all the time. Then there's the most part of it which is filled with jocks who live in nice houses and get everything they want. And there's a small ghetto too that brings down the average income and stuff majorly. A lot of people go to country clubs like greystone golf club, Hoover country club, Altadena valley, riverchase, etc. there are some people like me who aren't stuck up or preppy that make it ok but for the most part Hoover is mini palo alto.

Hoover, alabama the fakest place outside of Fairfield county.

Hoover, Alabama by Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbv August 14, 2012

Hoover Alabama 

A City full of rich, stuck up, fake, immature, teenagers. They pretend to be your friend and then they talk about you behind your back.
They think are the best things ever. But they aren't. They will turn on you at an minute! Most people live in nice house and drive nice cars and get whatever they want.
There are lot of backstabbers in Hoover AL.
The relationship never last because everyone only cares about themselves and they don't have enough room in their heart to care about someone else.

Person 1: That girl is a such a backstabber!
Person 2: Oh, that's because she is from Hoover Alabama.

Hoover Alabama by hooverdude January 9, 2011