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Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)
Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.
by GZUS1 December 1, 2017
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60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.
Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess
by Man fts February 3, 2023
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