A type of footjob specifically with the giver brandishing a pair of Lidl branded sliders and the receiver with a dirty, disgusting, unwashed hockey puck wedged strategically in their asshole.
Maria: Do you want me to give you a Hooglpouk tonight?
Harlan: Oh yeah I could do with a good Hooglpouk right now, use the really dirty puck.
Harlan: Oh yeah I could do with a good Hooglpouk right now, use the really dirty puck.
by Bryn Enthusiast Club July 3, 2025
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