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Hood nightmare 

A undesired situation for a man living in a lower income/less fortunate neighborhood where they are pulled out of there car while sleeping and there car is stolen.
Driz- yo I had a hood nightmare, they pulled me out the scat pack

7g’s- that shi actually happened to my ass back in high school, don’t fall asleep in them jawns

hoodnight 

Gangster 1: Yo, goodnight.

Gamgster 2: Kinda gay shit is that? Real goons say "hoodnight", yo.
hoodnight by OxymoronicMe March 23, 2014

Hoodlightenment 

Enlightenment is traditionally attained under the ideal conditions of monostary of spiritual retreat. Hoodlightenment is a state spiritual awakening and divine union attained while surrounded by the negative conditions of the urban ghettos or areas commonly referred to as " hood ". Hoodlightenment brings the state of " unfuckwithable " to the urban spiritual seeker.
Through his trials and tribulations in the hood, bro has a Jedi like Zen about him, he has attained the divinestate of. Hoodlightenment. Now he is unfuckwithable.

hoodtight 

Usually defines a person named Christopher. Normally used in term when a individual is in prison and drops the soap
Man you hear that screaming? Sounds like he wasn't hoodtight
hoodtight by Thé tall kid September 22, 2022
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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