Honkeford

The formal variation of the word "honkey". Deemed acceptable by vanilla.

Yo Honkeford you hangin todays nigz?

by Phat Kenny December 30, 2010

james honeyford

Absolute mongo head, grows a blonde Afro n when it hits a bit too long he gets it polished and buffed, sometimes sanded, all the way down to his scalp. If you go near him he’ll give you sunburn since the sheer amount of light reflecting of that boys head is amazing. Cuts aboot wi boot cuts and a cricket jumper oan. And he hunks he’s best pals with Taylor black

Fuck me man it’s bright as like

Aw wait it’s just James honeyfords heed

by RyanNicholl June 11, 2018

Hankelford

Any creature (mostly dogs) that happen to have a funny jaw or enlarged teeth. Also a generic way of pointing out a funny looking animals.

"Look at that Alligator! It's such a Hankelford!"

"Fido, You're a Hankelford!"

by MaryIronman June 29, 2009

horseford

Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.

Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.

by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008

horseford

As in "pulling a horseford". This is the act of saying something so blatantly retarded that the entire conversation stops and all eyes are trained on the spaz that perpetrated the Horseford.
The comment often comes in the form of a reply to a rhetorical question/joke, and is so moronic in nature that it makes the person asking the question doubt their hearing/sanity.

"I think the latin name is dionosuras fishus skelotonus "
H:"Really?"
"Dude you just pulled a horseford "
H:"My legs feel really funny. I think I think I'm psychizophrenic."
"Horseford moment"
H:"My fish hates me."
H:"My arms are too long, it really freaks me out. I think I stretched them."

by Nick Loxton May 19, 2006

honkerdonkerbadonkerdonker

a fun noise

did you hear that honkerdonkerbadonkerdonker?

by muffinman4ever February 18, 2021