Honcus

To snag something that isn’t yours.

Person 1: don’t honcus onto that
Person 2: what does honcus mean.

by 138zhdon$1 February 20, 2022

hocus pocus alimagocus

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.

Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!

by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015

Hongus

A big black cock

"how was your date with Tyrone?"
"Oh it was great. He had a Hongus."

by hotfatdogs February 27, 2016

hocus pocus

shwag, or cheap weed that is low in potentcy.

man this ain't the chronic, it's dat old hocus pocus bullshit.

by pockets June 21, 2003

honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

Hocus Pocus Bitch

The office witch! The bitch who has to look over her glasses to make you feel guilty because you're talking shit about everyone else in the building. The ho who can't mind her own business and needs to scold you with her looks and her retarted rhetorical questions like "Don't you think that music is too loud?"

Lisa was acting uppedy and so I called her a Hocus Pocus Bitch! Not to her face, of course!

by Rick Fever June 19, 2007

Honkus

A term generally used at the end of a sentence to express disgust and with the person the sentence is directed towards.

Eat this, honkus!
Get bent, honkus!
What the hell are you doing in here, honkus!

by Johnny Loftus October 2, 2006