Homoscrobe

Someone who dresses in the style of or worse than a homeless person.

Homoscrobes are:
People who haven't showered, wear sweats, and didn't do their hair for school or work.

People who wear fleece pajama pants in public.

People who wear dirty "Juicy" shorts, when they shouldn't be wearing shorts at all.

by Homoscrobe Hunter April 20, 2013

homoprobe

A technique used by both hetero- and homo-sexuals to determine if another individual is homosexual. Typically, the homoprober will ask subtle questions and draw a conclusion based upon the homoprobee's answers.
Far more accurate than gaydar.

"I homoprobed the new guy yesterday."
"Results?"
"Gay. He kept saying 'my partner and I this...' and 'my partner that...'"

by jestermeister January 7, 2006

homonecrobestiality

Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.

Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.

by Croz March 5, 2005

homonecrobeastiality

having sex with dead male animals

I preformed homonecrobeastiality with my dog skippy.

by ron goldmith October 17, 2003

homoscope

Just like a regular horoscope, but for gay people. It features all the zodiac signs in a homosexual design. Some people say it is more accurate for same-sex relationships. There’s also shit tons of ads for homoscopes on all kinds of gay sites and dating apps.

Gurl, did you already read your daily homoscope?

by Joey D. Brooke March 1, 2018

Homonecrobeastopedofecalphile

A person with the unruly tendency to have sex with dead, partially decomposed (to poop-like consistency), baby male animals.

Hey kids, the bible only condones fucking between a man and a woman. Don't become homonecrobeastopedofecalphiles!
Did you see that old man, such a homonecrobeastopedofecalphile, he was plowing away at that half-decomposed armadillo calf in the woods!

by AdawgChaydawg October 7, 2013

homonecrobeastality

fucking a dead animal thats the same sex as you.
I.E. a girl could fuck a dead female bear if she didn't have sharon

homonecrobeastality was aprils last resort after she couldn't find sharon

by Ted71 May 12, 2008