Homonecrobeastopedofecalphile

A person with the unruly tendency to have sex with dead, partially decomposed (to poop-like consistency), baby male animals.

Hey kids, the bible only condones fucking between a man and a woman. Don't become homonecrobeastopedofecalphiles!
Did you see that old man, such a homonecrobeastopedofecalphile, he was plowing away at that half-decomposed armadillo calf in the woods!