Homoegoistical

A narcissist person who loves himself to the point that he'd even fuck himself if he could.

"Yo, are you gay?"
-Nah nigga, I'm homoegoistical.

Or

"NIGGA I'M SO FUCKING GOOD, SERIOUSLY, I'M MARRYING MYSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
-Homoegoistical motherfucker XD

by MatthiasDAlt June 4, 2017

Homoegoisticality

Having an ego so intense that you may end up being sexually attracted to yourself, or already are. Simply said it's a more extreme version of narcissism. Closely related to egoism, autosexual, selfish and self-centered

Word has been proudly and homoegoistically invented by me.

Interviewer: What did you get your wife for her birthday?
Zlatan: Nothing, she already has Zlatan.
Me: The human body consists of about 50-65% water, Zlatan consists of precisely 100% homoegoisticality.

by Spoonence May 24, 2017