Home Bowl 

A Melodic and Harmonious Song by Peter Griffin and Glen Quagmire

Home Bowl, Home Bowl, You know just what I need.

Home Bowl, Home Bowl, Poop before my anus bleeds

Home Bowl by Lover of Home Bowl March 4, 2021

Home Bowl Advantage 

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.

Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!

Home Bowl Advantage by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009

home bowl syndrome 

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

home bowl syndrome by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023

Home bowlaphobia 

The fear of taking a dump in any place other than a toilet in your home.

JIMMY crapped his pants on the way home from church because the dipshit has home bowlaphobia and he couldn't hold it long enough to get home.

Home bowlaphobia by TheBeardedBard July 24, 2016