Holy Melon 

The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.

Let's go to the "Holy Melon"
Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever
Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost

Holy Melon by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Holy Melon 

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

Holy Melon by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Holy Melon 

A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.

Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.

Holy Melon by Grace Bose November 20, 2019

Holy Melon 

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

Holy Melon by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019