Holy Ghost

To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.

Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."

Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."

by Tequila me Softly January 22, 2018

Holy Ghost

Related, but not identical to a Mother Teresa, it is to bless thin air with semen, or other seminal fluid as if it is holy water.

I just gave that girl on food network a Holy Ghost. If only she were here right now, I'd Mother Teresa the f*#@ out of her!

by FatButtLarry May 8, 2007

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

caught the holy ghost

Catching/ having caught the holy ghost/ spirit is a euphemism usually said by African American Baptists for then one gets so wrapped up in church service they begin to dance and sing as if you were possessed by the holy ghost, as seen in the example below

Child: " mama, what's Ms. Florida doing over there?"
Ms. Florida: *dancing but with soul*
Mother: "well it loos like she done caught the holy ghost! Go, Ms. Florida! Praise the lord!

by Phoenix Fire Truth January 29, 2021

Holy Ghost Ride

Praying while operating a vehicle.

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”

by Kevotard January 2, 2011

getting holy-ghosted

when a woman is pursued by a man who claims he really likes her a lot, but then is suddenly told by the man that he needs space to discern the religious life, she gets holy-ghosted

Girl 1: "I can't believe I'm getting holy-ghosted! I thought he really liked me."

Girl 2: "hm... is he in disciples of the word?"

Girl 1: "yeah! how'd you know?"

by holdensfanclub April 29, 2022

holy ghost enema

Something that is used to awaken a otherwise dead church. To fill one with the spirit of god.

We brought in this guest preacher and he gave the congregation a holy ghost enema.

by Smitty. J February 17, 2006