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Holey Banana 

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"
Holey Banana by xBSTx July 13, 2009
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holy banana muffins 

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something
your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

Honey Banana 

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.
Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.
Honey Banana by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018

Bum hole banana bread 

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.
Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

Holy BANANA 

THE BANANA IS THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT LOOOOOKS LIKE A PENIS
SUCK AND YOU GET HOLY POWER YEEEE
Holy BANANA by HOLY MOTHERFUCKER January 7, 2019

banana hole 

A special hole on a woman who enjoys masturbation; a hole that is the perfect size to cram a banana. (peel banana prior to the fun).
"I wish he WOULD cram it in my banana hole already!"
banana hole by Bendigo Lady October 21, 2006

Banana Hole 

1. A barrel in Scrap Clicker 2; the 22nd barrel in Scrap Clicker 2.

2. A barrel in ScrapTD which is another earlygame barrel which is also dangerous if you don't get enough defence for it!
"The game's too easy, finally reached Banana Hole in the scrap-merging game."

"Banana Hole can be a perilously reckless barrel to defend if the opponent boosts them with aggro abilities."
Banana Hole by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023