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Hold the Mayo 

Hold the mayo I'm not about to play with you.
Hold the Mayo by JourneysMom January 22, 2020

Hold the mayo 

v. To resist cumming on or in your partner.
I'm ready for sex, but please hold the mayo.

John and I just had our 3rd child so from now on he'all hold the mayo.
Hold the mayo by yellowhau5boys February 2, 2017

Hold the Mayo 

When a man lifts a partner's eye lid and cums in the eye getting as much cum under the eye lid as possible. Once he is done, he then releases and rubs the eye lid.
No bitch I know likes to hold the mayo, they all get mad!
Hold the Mayo by MJizzelness August 13, 2010

Hold the mayo 

"Hold the mayo you retard"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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