Hold The Mayo 

To reject white women.

"Antonio Brown said for his New Year's Resolution, he's gonna hold the mayo."

Hold The Mayo by IBTAL December 16, 2019

Hold the Mayo 

Hold the fuck up or no bullshit

Hold the mayo I'm not about to play with you.

Hold the Mayo by JourneysMom January 22, 2020

Hold the mayo 

v. To resist cumming on or in your partner.

I'm ready for sex, but please hold the mayo.

John and I just had our 3rd child so from now on he'all hold the mayo.

Hold the mayo by yellowhau5boys February 2, 2017

Hold the Mayo 

When a man lifts a partner's eye lid and cums in the eye getting as much cum under the eye lid as possible. Once he is done, he then releases and rubs the eye lid.

No bitch I know likes to hold the mayo, they all get mad!

Hold the Mayo by MJizzelness August 13, 2010

Hold the mayo 

Your really slow and retarted

"Hold the mayo you retard"

Hold the mayo by Aye_itz_hunter June 8, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008