what the boys in blue do to you when you are uncooperative. handcuff your ankles to your wrists, and carry you off like a suitcase.
i saw a tweeker fighting the cops at the gas station. he got the shit beat out of him, zapped 3 times by the phasers, then finally hogtied and taken away by the medics. it was good times.
by raywuzhere@hotmail.com June 22, 2004
The crowd’s increasingly loud chant whenever Attorney General William Barr opens his mouth in public.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
When you’re straddling your partner on top with both legs, holding down their arms and shoot a load on their upper lip.
Becky: He was fucking me in missionary and just before he came he jump on top of me, pinned my arms to my side, and shot his load on my upper lip!
Karen: You got a hitler hogtie, girl!
Karen: You got a hitler hogtie, girl!
by Definitely not an adult April 15, 2023
A sexual act in which a man chases his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackles her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. Do not attempt unless your penis is at least 10 feet long.
by CDRTickledick December 3, 2022
A sexual act which involves a man chasing his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackling her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. This should not be attempted if your penis is less than 10 feet long.
by CDRTickledick December 3, 2022
The South Korean Hog-Tied Hoedown was a punishment used by the US army during nam to punish foul mouthed soldiers. The punishment involved hog-tying the victim and forcing them to drink 5lbs of South Korean hooker ejaculate while getting anally raped by every commanding officer. This punishment was designed to make the victims mouth and soul as dirty as the words they were using. Most people who have gone through this have never spoken again
Hey Jerry, why has Chris been so silent lately ? Oh, that's because the corporal gave him a South Korean Hogtied Hoedown, he hasn't been the same since.
by Forest_Hump6969 June 22, 2017
The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018