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The act of masturbating while thinking angry thoughts about a relative stranger whose views you disagree with
I was really steamed after I got home from the protest. Those 'counter-protesters' are such douches, I hoggled for about 30 minutes.
by Guy Man Dude Fred December 10, 2011
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a.k.a Hockey Goggles

1.The phenomena by which a man, usually a professional hockey player though it may apply to any athlete, who would generally be considered ugly to average looking is seen as attractive by virtue of being a professional athlete and very good at what he does.

2. Beer Goggles for athletes
I'm not sure if Niklas Backstrom is actually hot or if it's hoggles.
by pkocksubban March 12, 2018
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The act of flirting or leading someone else on just to get something you want.
Hot girl: Can I please get off?!?!
Manager: I don't know if we can let you go just yet...
Hot girl: *touches manager's chest sexually* but you are the best manager ever.
Manager: Alright, I guess you can go.
Hot girl: Thanks! *just turns around and walks off*
Manager's friend: Dude... You just got hoggled.

Dude, that bitch was just hogglin you for a free smoke...

I'm just hogglin this chick for a blow job!
by Squishysox October 06, 2011
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It means when no one wants to be near or likes you and you have no friends
Jess is a hoggle and is always alone
by Paigegiles January 17, 2019
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A hoggle is a person who takes offence with you and makes a comment in defence when your original problem had nothing to do with them.
This person is a Hoggle and has nothing to do with the problem at hand.
by DailyWebClicks November 07, 2018
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