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Manager's Niece 

an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)
yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO
Manager's Niece by Johnny Ballsack December 9, 2008

Manager's Special 

The sexual act of fornicating a woman in the anus, knocking her out, and then wiping your shitty dick on her lips.
Maria was giving me attitude last night, so I took her to the bedroom and gave her the Manager's Special.

National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day 

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.
He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.

Schrodinger's Project Manager 

A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.

"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"

"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"

manager stick 

The ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.
Grant: Did you see that smokin' hot intern Brian hooked up with?

Jim: Yah. Brian's the boss. He's got the manager stick.
manager stick by The JIC January 8, 2007

Manager special

When SaveMart takes all their post dated meat thats turning green and re-labels it with "MANAGER SPECIAL!" stickers.
I've been in the hospital for a week now from eating the manager special from SaveMart.
Manager special by 4550apollo December 29, 2007