International Pig of Mystery whose powers include
skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time
putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve
world hunger."
"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to
think about it, did you?Anybody
interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"