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Crappy place in Sweden.
Full of evil inhabitants!
Especially The Dark Lord aka. Max.
He will rip your liver out and eat it.
His evul (bwahahaha) helpur iz Gänz.
DONT FUCK WITH HIM!

Everyone loves Arne (he is kinda liek a major) because he is cheap. OH FUCK WAIT i mean, the prices are cheap in his store!!!111 (sparköp)

We also have many other nice people from HOfors.
Anders Eklund for an example, really cool guy.

*cough*

There is liek 1 clothing store.
ONE ETT EN EIN UNO 1!
How will the "Fjortisar" survive?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Fjortis from hofors: AzzÅ dEN däR kILLen BA tYP dumPA mej liXZom OCh JaG bA fICk MasCara på KinderNa så jAG ba " Ma GosH " Azzo Vi måSTE åkA tILL VaLbo SnarT OcH TyP SterIlIzERA meJ Ba lissom typ akdkigiod
Translate it :D

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Person from stockholm: Yeah i like just bought like tons of like clothes from Zara cause i live on stureplan so i just like can like yeah!

Person from Hofors: Got pk?
Hofors by sarafan January 31, 2009

hoforganist 

hey let’s go hoforganist

another meaning for

“hey let’s go north mall

which means

“sex?”
hoforganist by sex, north mall January 16, 2021

FYE Honors 

First (and last) Year Engineering Honors

This is Purdue fucking University's honors engineering program for first year students designed for inducing suicide.

While naive incoming freshman to the program are expecting a warm and enlightening staff and coursework, they are instead met with three classes fucked into submission of one class, along with staff who thrive off of the student's blood, sweat and tears.

Every week the students take it in the ass with PPM homework problems, physics no-one understands and programming assignments that make absolutely no fucking sense.
On any weekend...

Yo wanna hit some house parties?

I wish man, I'm in FYE Honors...I'll let you know in about four years
FYE Honors by Biig Tiimmy September 26, 2018

Honors student 

A person in high school enrolled in the maximum number of Honors and/or Advanced Placement (AP) classes. Most are concerned about their grades and have hopes of attending a "good" college. Generally, these students understand the art of BSing everything - essays the night before, homework either copied from a friend in the hall or done in the class before its due, etc. - and still maintain great grades. Contrary to popular belief, many Honors students are down-to-earth, procrastinate like its their job, and are involved in school acitivities. Of course, you'll always have those few whose only friends are the AP Calculus textbook and #2 pencil.
Honors Student 1: I need the AP Calculus homework that's due today! I had a soccer game last night till 8 and then didn't feel like doing anything so I fell asleep.

Honors Student 2: No problem, I need AP Chemistry though, I only could finish half of it this morning.

Honors Student 1: Yeah, that's fine.
Honors student by heyheyheyyy August 16, 2009

Honors English 

Honors English is equivalent to Hell.
This Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

Precal Honors 

n: noun (pronounced puh-ree-cal on-erz)

the leading cause of teenage suicide in America, immediately followed by avril lavigne.
AVERAGE JOE: Hey man! You want to go play a pickup soccer game later with the rest of the seniors?
PRECAL STUDENT: No. I'm in PRECAL HONORS. I'm going to attempt suicide. Maybe next year, during AP Calc...

Honors Band 

*NOT A HONORS CLASS*

Honors Classes: Math, Science, Language Arts.
Not Honors Classes: Band.
Me: Hey, do you take any honors classes?
Daniela: I take honors band...
Me: You mean symphonic band
Daniela: No I take "honors band"

Me: bitch.....
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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