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Crappy place in Sweden.
Full of evil inhabitants!
Especially The Dark Lord aka. Max.
He will rip your liver out and eat it.
His evul (bwahahaha) helpur iz Gänz.
DONT FUCK WITH HIM!

Everyone loves Arne (he is kinda liek a major) because he is cheap. OH FUCK WAIT i mean, the prices are cheap in his store!!!111 (sparköp)

We also have many other nice people from HOfors.
Anders Eklund for an example, really cool guy.

*cough*

There is liek 1 clothing store.
ONE ETT EN EIN UNO 1!
How will the "Fjortisar" survive?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Fjortis from hofors: AzzÅ dEN däR kILLen BA tYP dumPA mej liXZom OCh JaG bA fICk MasCara på KinderNa så jAG ba " Ma GosH " Azzo Vi måSTE åkA tILL VaLbo SnarT OcH TyP SterIlIzERA meJ Ba lissom typ akdkigiod
Translate it :D

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Person from stockholm: Yeah i like just bought like tons of like clothes from Zara cause i live on stureplan so i just like can like yeah!

Person from Hofors: Got pk?
Hofors by sarafan January 31, 2009

hoforganist 

hey let’s go hoforganist

another meaning for

“hey let’s go north mall

which means

“sex?”
hoforganist by sex, north mall January 16, 2021

FYE Honors 

First (and last) Year Engineering Honors

This is Purdue fucking University's honors engineering program for first year students designed for inducing suicide.

While naive incoming freshman to the program are expecting a warm and enlightening staff and coursework, they are instead met with three classes fucked into submission of one class, along with staff who thrive off of the student's blood, sweat and tears.

Every week the students take it in the ass with PPM homework problems, physics no-one understands and programming assignments that make absolutely no fucking sense.
On any weekend...

Yo wanna hit some house parties?

I wish man, I'm in FYE Honors...I'll let you know in about four years
FYE Honors by Biig Tiimmy September 26, 2018

Honors student 

A person in high school enrolled in the maximum number of Honors and/or Advanced Placement (AP) classes. Most are concerned about their grades and have hopes of attending a "good" college. Generally, these students understand the art of BSing everything - essays the night before, homework either copied from a friend in the hall or done in the class before its due, etc. - and still maintain great grades. Contrary to popular belief, many Honors students are down-to-earth, procrastinate like its their job, and are involved in school acitivities. Of course, you'll always have those few whose only friends are the AP Calculus textbook and #2 pencil.
Honors Student 1: I need the AP Calculus homework that's due today! I had a soccer game last night till 8 and then didn't feel like doing anything so I fell asleep.

Honors Student 2: No problem, I need AP Chemistry though, I only could finish half of it this morning.

Honors Student 1: Yeah, that's fine.
Honors student by heyheyheyyy August 16, 2009

Honors English 

This Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

Precal Honors 

n: noun (pronounced puh-ree-cal on-erz)

the leading cause of teenage suicide in America, immediately followed by avril lavigne.
AVERAGE JOE: Hey man! You want to go play a pickup soccer game later with the rest of the seniors?
PRECAL STUDENT: No. I'm in PRECAL HONORS. I'm going to attempt suicide. Maybe next year, during AP Calc...

Honors Band 

*NOT A HONORS CLASS*

Honors Classes: Math, Science, Language Arts.
Not Honors Classes: Band.
Me: Hey, do you take any honors classes?
Daniela: I take honors band...
Me: You mean symphonic band
Daniela: No I take "honors band"

Me: bitch.....
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