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A bunch of jealous chicks that want the attention but don't have hearts so they unloved they will lie and sleep with your ex thinking you best friends while you being nice they sucking your boyfriend dick while you looking after the kids.
Hoelys are low, easy, narcissist people that love to see you in pain. If you meet them run the f away
Hoelys by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 11, 2019
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A hollyster is a person of any age DEEPLY attracted to: Elvis, "Grease", "I Love Lucy", and the 50's - 60's in general.
An example of a hollyster is Lilo from Disney's "Lilo and Stitch"
Hollyster by Brain as Lungs January 19, 2013

hoelistic 

A hooker who is also interested in natural healing and medicines.
Not only can she ride the D, she can hook you up with a hoelistic herbal tea afterwards
hoelistic by Hoelistic July 29, 2014
If a girl is hoely, it means she's acting like some holy virgin but actually is a hoe
A: Did you see that girl last on the party?
B: The hoe throwing herself on guys?
A: Yes, and now in school she's acting all nice and clean
B: What a hoely girl
Hoely by Kekkidy March 31, 2015
Sport shoes that have wheels housed in the heel that allow you to walk, run, and roll at any given moment.
I enjoy riding Heelys.
Heelys by Dalya March 25, 2003
The act of not having a hoe.
"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."
hoeless by David Leee January 12, 2007

Hoeless Romantic 

A Hoeless romantic is someone who wants true love from the opposite or same sex so bad yet they have no sex appeal so they are so used to getting turned down from any & everybody due to lack of confidence. They never have anyone to call or even to flirt with meaning they are completely hoeless and no one would ever want to date someone without at least one hoe. This person just loves the idea of love with someone but as long as they are hoeless they are hopeless & sit alone at a dinner table imagining romance that they will never attain.
He is always talking about wanting a relationship but no one is attracted to him." Well i guess he will forever be a Hoeless Romantic.
Hoeless Romantic by AshDgaf March 18, 2021