The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.
Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!
Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.