hobonation

When a hobo goes into hibernation

bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead!
bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation!

by giuseppster July 22, 2008

Hobonation

The transition from youthful beach bum or cool dude living in combi-van to full on tramp, old bum or jobless and homeless vagrant.

We saw the hobonation of old school mate Alex from cool carefree young surfer dude in the seventies to old homeless guy with shopping cart in the nineties

by radar crouch February 2, 2021

Hobation

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.

Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!

by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

Hobolationship

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

honation

A donation made by a Ho, a HOnation.

him: "now that I am rich as fuck, I feel like I should make some sort of donation"
her: "why don't I just give up my gine to a dick in need? it will be a HOnation"
him: "I love you"
her: "who doesn't?"

by GlazeHer June 10, 2015

Hobolationship

Verb:

The act of getting into a relationship to keep you from being homeless

She got thrown out of her apartment so now she is in a hobolationship.

by weletthem March 11, 2017

Hornation

The quality or condition of being in a constant state of over-sexualization. Constantly being horny.

Dude, that awesome, sexy girl was grinding on me at the club last night. Left me in hornation for two days

by xiaolin1234 November 26, 2009