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When you recieve a blow job and a hand job at the same time.
Joey's girlfriend gives one sick hob job!
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One who can float in very small sinks.
Yo kyle u wanna chill 2day...nah im busy hob jobbin.
hob job by k p homeslice May 2, 2005
One who can float in very small sinks...
WooooW were u just hob jobing in that sink???
hob job by k p homeslice May 2, 2005
When a girl gives a blow job whilst simultaneously eating a hobnob.
Crumbs in my foreskin again, must be another HOB-JOB
HOB-JOB by SFTBNIQQA May 7, 2015
a handjob and blowjob at the same time.
that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)
hobjob by JL.Levy January 28, 2009
Getting a hand job with a prothstetic.
Guy 1: dude I just got the best handy from your sister.

Guy 2: how is that possible? She has no arms...
Guy 1: Team hobjob!
Hobjob by The Only Congo June 19, 2013
When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.
Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!
hobjob by Jackie Crab August 19, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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