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Hittin' The J.O

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Excuse me, may I use your bathroom? I need to hit the J.O if you don't mind.

You ain't Hittin' the J.O in my bathroom bro.
by porcon September 1, 2011
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hitting the john

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#1.
Using the bathroom.

#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.
1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.

2.
MOM: What were you two doing?

KID 1: We were hitting the john!

KID 2: Yeah!

KID 3: (laughs)
by Zolotros March 30, 2010
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Hitting the Joshy P

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When one decides to slap his girlfriend silly out of pure spite and anger, due to girlfriend not completing a task or completing a task incorrectly.
Jack was Hitting the Joshy P on his sister because she didn’t lube his butthole before she pegged him with the 12 inch strap on.
by Landonevans December 13, 2023
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